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Rachael Leigh Cook smashes more than eggs in her latest anti-heroin public service announcement. Optimus Prime, leader of the Transformers, falls prey to prostate cancer. The outcome is never in doubt during "World's Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught on Film." Outtakes from "Dukes of Hazzard," "The X-Files," "Battlestar Galactica" and more come to light in "Bloopers."

Voltron engages in an old-school dance-off in "You Got Robo-Served." The secret lives of nature's most fascinating beasts are exposed in "Secrets of the Animal Kingdom." Testicles are terrorized in "Ode to the Nut Shot."

The animals Noah left behind try to survive the flood in their very own ark. Enjoy instant nostalgia with "That '00s Show." Mrs. McNally's third-graders produce an animated abomination in "The Best Cowboy." The world's most famous cars -- from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee -- race against each other in "3 Fast 3 Furious."

America sends Harrison Ford into space to take out a killer asteroid in "Meteorgeddon." Household animals take to the slopes for "Winter Pet Games." Chucky from "Child's Play" takes on the cutesy Lettuce Head Kids.

The tooth fairy stumbles into murder in "Tooth and Consequences." The world's most terrifying supervillains get stuck in traffic. More of television's greatest screw-ups, from "Friends" to "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" to "Saved by the Bell," are highlighted in "Bloopers Two."

The secrets of "The Crying Game," "Star Wars" and "The Village" are exposed in "Welcome to the Spoilers." The Teen Titans strengthen their roster by adding Beavis and Butt-head. Travel back in time to witness Benny Hill's funeral. The Great Pumpkin of "Peanuts" fame finally shows itself -- and starts killing everyone in sight.

A teenage girl gets a fashion makeover in "Pimp My Sister." The "Surreal Life" gang gets sent on mission to destroy an enchanted ring. "Debbie Does Dallas" gets retold with the world's cheapest puppets in "Exhausted Budget Theater." Geeks and nerds collide when a sci-fi convention erupts into war.

Seven of the world's greatest heroes stop being polite -- and start getting real -- in "The Real World: Metropolis." Icons from Star Trek and Tiger Beat alike unite for canned sitcom laughs in "Two Kirks, a Khan and a Pizza Place." Jesus Christ hunts down his greatest nemesis, Tarantino-style, in "Kill Bunny." The hottest game show from Japan is here: "Who Poop Last?" The legends of rock 'n' roll return from beyond the grave to haunt the "Zombie Idol" reality show.

The last surviving member of NSYNC, Joey Fatone, must avenge his murdered bandmates in a deadly martial arts tournament.

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Incredible Hulk is profiled in "Hollywood Spotlight." The Masters of the Universe are rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape.

William Shatner's toupee has adventures the action star can only dream of. Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be in "Can We Handle the Truth?" Hilary Duff's new film combines history and teen drama in an updated "The Diary of Anne Frank." The fates of the greatest action figure toy lines from decades past are exposed in "Where Are They Now?"

"The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights" gets wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin grapples with historical figures like the Wright Brothers and Mahatma Gandhi in "Educational Wrestling Federation."

The world's most famous monkey busts loose on Skull Island in "Ding Dong, King Kong." Scandalous Hollywood news and gossip get the Pat O'Brien treatment. The Smurfs are terrorized by a serial killer in "Murder in Smurf Town X."

Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with famous actress Scarlett Johansson.

Michael Knight's talking car parties hard in "KITT's Day Out." A brawl rocks the nursing home in "Grandma Fu." Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen unite to fight a rampaging dragon. George Jetson's murder takes center stage in "Unsolved Case Files: I, Rosie."

The classic film "Jaws" gets a special edition DVD. A scandal at the North Pole is revealed in "Unsolved Case Files: Claus & Effect." The A-Team solves its problems with maximum firepower and minimal intelligence.

A video dating experience takes a turn for the worst. An Oriental massage also takes a turn for the worst.

It's "Alien vs. Predator" on the battleground of love in a special episode of "First Date." See what the future holds in "Carousel of Tomorrow." Popeye experiences a world without his hamburger-leeching friend in "It's a Wimpy-Filled Life." The modern video game "Halo" invades the old-school classic "Donkey Kong." Mrs. McNally's third-graders present: Tim Burton's "The Corpse Bride." The truth about Ponda Baba's bad day.

Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich remake Godzilla -- again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears.

Napoleon Dynamite pops up as a famous figure from history. Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey. A weakling turns into the "King of the Beach" with some illegal help. The laughter is canned for the sketch comedy show "You Can't Do That on Robot Chicken."

Rapid-fire channel flips propel viewers through Robot Chicken's twisted takes on pop culture. The quarter-hour Adult Swim entry brings action figures to life in three-dimensional worlds through the old-school magic of stop-motion animation.