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No Activity

TVMA • Comedy, Drama, International, Cops & Detectives • TV Series • 2015

Based loosely on the biggest ever drug bust in Australian history, the day-to-day realities of cops and criminals are brought hilariously to life by s...more

Based loosely on the biggest ever drug bust in Australian history, the day-to-day realities of cops and criminals are brought hilariously to life by s...more

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2 seasons available (12 episodes)

2 seasons available

(12 episodes)

Season12
Episode 1

Missing Persons

Stokes and Hendy receive an emergency call. It's just a drill. Wealthy couple Bernie and Elizabeth Doolan have been reported missing from their mansion. Newly single, Stokes asks Hendy to help him with a non-hipster profile pic for Tinder. Bernie and Elizabeth argue over who will find them first. Steve is proud he can now call himself a kidnapper and wants to make the ransom call in an Indian accent. Neddy shows him how it’s really done. Carol discusses with April about being caught between Lachy, Beau and a turd in a boot. Neddy tells Steve the safe house is actually his mom’s house and his mom now lives in a home even though she’s only 58. Hendy and April tell their different versions of the same story when Hendy met April’s family in the nude and whether April’s dad’s dick is bigger. Neddy and Steve get told they fucked up – they should've only kidnapped the wife not both.
Episode 2

Death of an Eel

Stokes gets surprised by Hendy and dispatch for his 50th birthday until they realize he’s only 48. The celebrations are cut short. Stokes and Hendy watch a video of Burrows’ lewd sex act with an eel. Carol and April watch the same Burrows video, as do Neddy and Steve. Steve can’t understand why someone would do that and Neddy explains it’s all part of team bonding and demonstrates by fucking an imaginary flamingo. Hendy breaks the news to Stokes that his latest love conquest is actually a homeless woman seeking shelter in his house. Bernie and Elizabeth bicker over who is most likely to receive unwanted sexual advances from their captors. Carol reveals to April that the lab has confirmed the poo in Beau's shoe was Beau's. Stokes and Hendy listen to the Burrows press conference on the radio. Neddy & Steve watch the Burrows press conference on TV. Carol and April listen to the Burrows press conference on the radio.
Episode 3

Silent Night

Stokes has manicured his pubes. Reveal Lachy has been in the car with them all along. April gets a haircut that's very similar to Carol's. Steve and Neddy take a bunch of Adderall to get some clarity. Bernie and Elizabeth are still arguing. Lachy reveals to Stokes and Hendy he's been jizzing in Beau's thermos. Carol hates Disabled Leigh. Stokes reveals how his grandpa died, taking the heat for him and his Oui magazine. Steve and Neddy, in their Adderall fueled state, decide to confront the crime boss. April gets good news - her appeal was successful - she's being transferred out. April packs her things and leaves. Carol is alone. Lachy sings silent night for Stokes and Hendy. Steve is wheeled into the morgue. Bruce and Jimmy arrive to finish what Steve and Neddy started.
Episode 4

The Butterfly Tattoo

Stokes wakes up from a big catnap. Carol meets her new dispatch partner, Anousha, who’s Muslim. Carol tells her she’s glad Walleed Ally’s Logie win ended racism in Australia. Jimmy and Bruce discuss losing their art cafe during honesty hour. Stokes and Hendy play eye spy. Turns out Stokes is blind. Carol admires Anousha's hijab and wants to touch it. Jimmy reveals he’s going to be a dad. Bernie and Elizabeth get introspective and discuss how they would like to die. Hendy can't watch Harry Potter anymore because Hermione grew up to be such a beautiful adult in real life he also reveals April thinks he took a photo of her arse. Anousha reveals to Carol she plays roller derby and invites Carol to come and watch a game. Bruce fills Jimmy in on his past relationship with Jimmy’s baby mummy but swears it was only physical, very physical. Hendy and Stokes fall asleep on the job and get caught.
Episode 5

Noughts and Crosses

Stokes and Hendy have been separated for Code 4 Misconduct. Stokes has a new partner, Rainer. He calls Hendy, who also has a new partner... April. Stokes tries to break the ice with Rainer to ice cold reception. Carol had a big night at the roller derby. Strokes admires Rainer’s moustache and wants to touch it. Rainer falls asleep and Stokes makes jokes about his old age to Hendy over the radio. After Hendy talks about Gwen, April gets jealous and tells a story about Fat Teigan. Who she isn't. Stokes tells Rainer a story about the time he fell taking out the trash. Rainer welcomes Stokes to the downhill club. Carol tries to make April jealous of her new partner in dispatch, Anousha. Stokes tells Rainer a story about buses. Rainer loses his temper. Hendy and April talk about having a spark. They kiss. Stokes discovers a clue in the missing persons case. But Rainer is dead.
Episode 6

La Traviata

Hendy and Stokes are outside the house where Stokes thinks the Doolan’s are being held captive. Hendy is jealous when Stokes reveals what he wants to say at Rainer's funeral. Jimmy breaks it to Bruce that he doesn’t care much for his mandolin playing. Bernie and Elizabeth continue to bicker, this time about the first opera they went to. Anousha relates to Carol’s son Lachy. She has mild brain damage too and can see it in others. Hendy proposes over the phone to Gwen. It doesn't go well. In a heated argument, Bernie and Elizabeth finally reveal their love for each other. Carol finds out Beau has left her because of Lachy. Anousha gives Carol a pair of rollerskates and a custom helmet, Carola. Hendy decided he doesn’t want to be a looser and psyches Stokes up to raid the house. Hendy and Stokes raid the house.

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