Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, and they switch seats. Soon, Peg is called up for a free throw, which Al feels should have been his since it was his seat in the first place. It's up to Peggy to make the free throw and win the $10,000.
Hood In The Boyz
When Al finds out one of his high school girlfriends is experiencing gang trouble in the old neighborhood, he enlists the help of his football pals for a confrontation that pits youth against experience.
Proud to Be Your Bud
Bud's latest attempts to impress women fail miserably, causing him such embarrassment that he confines himself to the basement. But when his cool alter ego appears, Bud learns the secrets of gaining adoration.
Luck of the Bundys
Peg checks Al's horoscope and insists he's due for a stroke of good luck. But when good things actually start happening, Al gets a shrinking feeling that his luck won't last.
Banking on Marcy
When Marcy's superiors at the bank ask her to deliver bad news at a shareholder's meeting, she calls a radio therapist who suggests she focus on sex to overcome her fear of speaking in public -- advice that leads to disastrous results.
No Chicken, No Check
Al quits lending his car to Kelly and Bud, who take matters into their own hands and purchase one to share. But when both make plans for the drive-in, they are forced to double date, with each trying to get the other out of the car.
Take My Wife, Please
On Halloween, Al is left to face Death as Peggy and the kids are recruited to fill in for the Village People.
Al tries to counsel a new employee against marriage.
The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious and create the No Ma'am group and soon hack into the television.
Dancing With Weezie
Dances with Weezy: Al and Jefferson avoid a theater event in order to go to a sports bar.
Change for a Buck
Change for a Buck: Feeling disenchanted and ignored, Buck runs away.
A Little off the Top
Al is accidentally circumcised.
The Worst Noel
Al misses the D'Arcy's annual Christmas party, unaware that he wasn't invited.
Peggy's birthday gift for Al causes quite a stir at the mall.
How Green Was My Apple
The Bundys and the D'Arcys go to war over a property line dispute.
Valentine's Day Massacre
Upon discovering an unopened valentine addressed to Bud, Kelly remembers having promised to deliver it to him years ago. But, when he finds it was an invitation from classmate who is now a pop music star, he sets out to rectify the mistake.
Get Outta Dodge
When Al's old Dodge approaches the one million mark, the manufacturer offers to highlight it in a commercial--in exchange for a brand new sports car.
Field of Screams
Al fights to keep an auto factory from replacing his high school football field.
The D'Arcy Files
Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy.
Nooner or Nothing
To win a contest, Peggy must persuade Al to come home from work to engage in some afternoon hanky-panky.
Al becomes an environmental hero and celebrity.
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
When Al's sarcasm costs him his prized parking space, he turns to a manly hero for advice.
Assault and Batteries
Household chores threaten Al's chance to see a favorite old movie.
Al Goes Deep
Al becomes an environmental hero and celebrity.
Kelly Knows Something
After their television breaks down and Al finds a way to win a large sum of money to buy a replacement, he auditions to be a contestant on a new sports trivia game show.
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