Dave gets a sweet spray tan, meets his potential arch nemesis and hires his new clueless, yet philosophical bodyguard.
Dave meets with a personal trainer, a Miami butt expert and a well-known photographer.
By Land, By Air, By Sea
Dave Hill continues his Miami "awesomeness" by looking for a castle and a few accessories to make him feel at home. He meets with a real estate agent, a famed Lexus dealer, visits Blue Star Jets, and later tests the ?bone-ability? of a $280,000 yacht.
I'm a People Person
Dave begins to feel at home in Miami and decides it's time to meet the locals. First stop, celebrity psychic Micki Dahne, who predicts his awesomeness. Dave brings the legend of the Chupacabra back to life, visits Domino Park, and smokes some Cuban cigars.
Everything Exotic and Erotic
Dave takes a trip to the Doral Golf Resort to reinvent the game. After his domination of golf is complete, Dave gets schooled on wine by some foreign dude while Phil wrestles an alligator.
For his grand finale, Dave finally makes his highly anticipated debut and declares his take-over and total domination.