Mid 30’s; Mike is the head writer for The Tonight Show and the grown-up of the group. Good looking and happily married with two perfect little kids. Maybe from a moneyed Southern family. A bit preppy in college, he was the head of debate team and editor of the school paper. a calm, reassuring leader, everyone calls him “Captain”. Oh… and to be revealed shortly – he’s had moderate Cerebral Palsy since birth, and walks with the aid of “Canadian Crutches”. It’s rarely (if ever) mentioned, and if it is, it comes only from the guys who admire and look up to him.