Late 20’s -early 30’s; a neurotic New Yorker. Lost his hair at 24 and his nerve years before that. He worries about everything, not least of which is job security. He closely monitors how many of his jokes get into Johnny’s monologue, convinced his career is ending at any moment. Perennially single, he believes (not unreasonably) that his most appealing asset is the he writes for The Tonight Show. His dating horror stories are the delight of the writers’ room.