That people will sit through a commercial to watch a teaser, which is itself a commercial.
I think your brains have indeed turned to pudding.
For my own part, I require something more substantial than to show up and have nothing but fragmented series with a handful of episodes, or a bunch of trailers all with commercials added to them in place of the feature they misrepresent themselves as having posted.
Why should I waste time wading through the weak and non-existent content here when there are plenty of other streams out there that actually have content.