Paula is one of those who appear to be giving you a complete recipe, but actually doesn't. For instance; she neglects to inform you just what is in the 'house' seasoning, or even give you any substitutes for it. Another thing is she leaves out very important steps. Such as skimming the gunk off of the top of the water after boiling the chicken in the Chicken and Dumplings recipe I just watched her do. Not skimming would make it taste awful! She just doesn't want anyone else to be able to recreate her recipes. She shouldn't be on TV, or even write cookbooks for that matter. You're a fake Paula, but because so many people aren't cooks, you can get away with it.