With that said, I would like to go on a little rant here for a bit if you don't mind. I hate ventriloquists. With a passion. I feel it's the lowest form of art or talent or time spent on any one thing. I have watched paint dry, I really have, and it wasn't that bad of a time. Because in the back of my head I know I could be watching a ventriloquist. Just knowing that I'm not in that level of hell makes even the most painful slivers a breath of fresh air. I've been know to say that I don't care what my child wants to be when he, or she, grows up as long as it's not a ventriloquist.
"Hey, dad. I'm a cross dresser."
"Well, son. You go out there and be the best he she you can be."
"Thanks dad. I think it will help my ventriloquist act."
"I HAVE NO SON! GET OUT!"
I'm looking forward to that Christmas at the Lennon house.










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