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Onion News Network Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

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Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers

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This has got to be the funniest one ever! I love the Onion News Network so much I stopped watching the "real" news and my lame monopolistic newspaper, DMN I'm looking at you.

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Meanwhile Congress is trying to force the Obama administration to keep on buying more F-22s. Nothing like an obsolete plane that requires 30 hours of maintenance for every hour of flying time and costs the taxpayer about $44,000 an hour to fly that nobody wants during two wars.

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this was incredibly awesome

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