Oh, look . . . someone lost their big, rubber inflatable dinosaur floatie. Wait! No! It's a big, scary monster salamander!!! At least all the aquatic life is safe! It only eats cheese puffs and and occasional bad guy.
Yes, this film is truly stunning. I'm stunned that anyone over 3 years old would actually go through the trouble of making it, let alone finishing production and showing to the public.
A serious contender for the "worst monster movie ever made" prize.