Onion News Network: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Mac users, the "Why won't this work, I have a mac!!!" posters to everything from apps to games.

Topped off with the fact that they HAVE to emulate windows or they can't run CRAP much less do anything besides the most basic functions.

The "I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made from apple!" really does some it up.. Freaking hipsters.. See 7 other replies

@Jim

Nope. I don't care how the company is doing, or how many people have Ipods and Iphones. All I care about is getting a desktop that runs all my games without spending too much, so Apple still sucks. See 7 other replies

Bet all you Mac haters feel pretty darn foolish right about now. Apple stock is soaring, Ipod use is worldwide, Iphones have revolutionized the cell phone industry and Apple desktops and laptops have taken over huge shares of the worldwide PC market.

:) See 7 other replies

hahahahahhahahah it's a rotary keyboard! ahahahahahha

hahaha yeah that was by far my favorite part of the whole sketch XD See 3 other replies

hahahahaha See 15 other replies

true. when you buy a mac you are essentially paying for the OS and paying 400% more for hardware. Great job. See 7 other replies

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