Saturday Night Live: Update: 9 Year-Old Advice

is freakin awesome!!!

"always be closing"
"girls luv cocaine especially white girls it makes them crazy"
"ladies ur gonna wear me out the only balls ive dropped r in the outfield"
"a girl that used to be fat will do a lot more than a girl who never was"

I know, man, I wanted to freakin kill that kid See 2 other replies

OMG ROFL LMAO I SERIOUSLY LOL'D I HAVE NO IQ...

this video was sooooo messed up in so many ways, its all me! o rite See 2 other replies

I didn't get the same feeling of orgasmic expression that all other videos now must live up to.

So is Amy Poehler the only one who can at least make it look like they're not reading right off the cards? It's so cold when the actors can't even act...

I found Samberg's rendition a lot less annoying than the actual "precocious kid" who was on the Today Show last week. I wanted to slap him.

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