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Onion News Network Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, to Be Euthanized

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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

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Watched the whole video like what the fuk... You've got to be kidding me but even then I thought the video was legitimate
then the very last scene about the receptionist obviously tipped me off and I thought it was a pretty funny video.

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