who sang the song "Streets of Loredo" You know "out in the west in a town of Loredo, I caught the clap from a flexible girl", Jeezuz I did not know nose from my azzhole, Chryst I wish I knew more of the whorlllllllleeed...." As I rideeee.....................you get the drift, So the reason he can't act his way out of a paper bag is understandable. So, to crapitalize on his one song mambo, they put him aloft "Faygle" the wonder horse, and have him cavort in rated G style in a manner in which my teetotaling quiet Dad said, and I quote "VOT DE FOOOIKKK!" so many times, he not only didn't qualify for 72 virgins when he died, he was unqualified for 36 sloppy seconds.
This movie does not suck. If it sucked, it would have had some redeeming social value. Since I have very little life to waste left, I figure HULU owes me an hour and a half of time I can never reclaim.
Nice original background music. Notice, the poor shlub who has to write this tripe around the Loredo theme does a fairly decent job, except SOME ORIGINAL MUSIC WOULD HAVE BEEN APPRECIATED except the Loredo theme over and over and over again.
You'd think Robbins would have paid for a decent nose job. That mashed potato in the middle of his face must have doubled as a sound box.
Enough praise however, please watch this movie so the wasted time in your life catches up with mine.
Hurry, you really have to hurry, you've got a lot of catching up to do.
He probably caught the clap from a flexible girl./