This movie is about as funny as a clogged toilet...and you can't find the plunger! So there's one actor, one singer and one playwright. The Playwright writes a play, that has a plot similar to the plot of the movie; that's a melodrama about Life's lessons and how 'sheet happens'? Also, we'll through in some tacky Muzak band attempting to play the "Spider" song; NJ style! Let the metaphors of irony pile up as the movie drags its moronic sad tale, at least the cinematography was better than average.