Do you want scintillating repartee and dialogue, captivating plot lines, fully fleshed characters you connect with on a visceral level ? Everything you could ask for in any Hollywood block buster? Well this is that movie, if that block buster had a budget of $25.00. ! What moron did they find to write this gob of banality? What wino did they get to choreograph the fight scenes? Are all the actors cartoons? I suppose if I was a two or three year old I might not notice the hundreds of worthless feet of film wasted in this blight of cinematography, but that would be because it was my nap time and I was gratefully asleep. Watching this would put any adult in a coma. Save yourself some time and agony and watch something better. Perhaps a train wreck, or people growing body hair, or maybe something with more of a surprise to it like "Titanic" . Spoiler alert the ship always sinks.
I give this a one star rating only because there is nothing lower than that offered.