I am sorry, but that is just way too funny.
Interviewer; "Mrs.Palin, what modern authors have you read in the last 40 years?"
Sarah Palin; "Well gosh golly, I have you know, read like all of them, uhm the popular ones and such as that and the other, and what I mean to say, is that I really enjoy reading and I often read to my developmentally disabled baby and he seems to really enjoy that."
Interviewer; "Yes, but specifically what authors have you read?"
Sarah Palin; "Oh darn hootin, You know, I am a bit flustered at the moment, but I just love to read what all of them are sayin' donchya know. They all have such amazing things to tell us. The bible is my favorrite modern author though. If we all just do what is written in that gosh darn book we will know everything we need to know."
Interviewer;"Maddam Governor, have you ever read Chomsky?"
SarahPalin; "Oh gosh golly yes. I just love that little cat he writes about and how he just loves his lasagna."
Interviewer; "Mrs.Palin, can you in fact in read at all?"
Sarah Palin; "Of course I can by golly read, and did you know that I can see Moscow from my bedroom window? We have to fight those dirty commies donchya know and keep them from flying over my house and that and the other things such as and also..."
Interviewer; "Someone please just shoot me now."