Cocksure Polish freedom fighter and Peter Fonda look-a-like Maciek receives orders to waste this pinko poobah who's comin' to town honeyfuggle the locals with some of his communist mumbo jumbo. To put it lightly, he makes a mistake while carrying out the job, and is forced to stay over in order to off the commie hornswoggler. During his stay at the local hotel, he meets CandyMcPoland, the hotel barmaid and before ya know it, he's frubbing her six ways from Sunday, if you get my drift. She promises him it won't get weird, but it does, and now he's faced with the question - Would you rather be in the Polish resistance movement or in Candy's pants? Despite looking like Peter Fonda, Maciek can do something Peter can't... act! This whole movie is surprisingly good. Watch it!