Your particularly infantile ad hominem aside, Global Warming is neither a fever dream of Al Gore's construction, nor a "conspiracy." If you wish to live your life bumbling from disaster to disaster as a consequence of your blithering idiocy, feel free. But spreading cheap lies about your betters opens you up to the ridicule you so richly deserve.
So, let me say what all people encountering the unredeemable stupidity of Global Warming denial should say, shut up unless you have a doctorate in the discipline of climatology, several years of experience studying the data, and a professional commitment to working with the science. If you cannot meet those criteria, you have no business flinging about the mud of anti-science.