I'm really not much of a complainer, especially when it comes to free entertainment, but when I watch a show titled "Masters of Horror" I expect at least a *little* horror. I think the only horrific part of this tale, was that they refused him medical attention, and made him sit there, bleeding profusely for an hour while they interrogated him AT the crime scene.
The premise itself seems like it would better serve a comedy; take out Henry Thomas, and insert Robin Williams, and instead of trying to murder each other, they see this is all just a wacky misunderstanding, they fall madly in love, and learn a valuable lesson about... something (doesn't matter, it's a Robin Williams movie.)
Thoughts, anyone?