So, episode one was not available; I'm missing some basic intro on the characters and story ...
The seventeen yr old girl, maybe the new sheriff's sister?
Well, whoever she is, I wouldn't of had a problem if he'd beaten those guys half to death (he might of lost his job and spent 30 days in the clink; but worth it).
But, ... he stops in the middle of kicking butt and getting answers to take an "important" phone call? Forget it - he's busy; call back !
More time should have been spent with the girl - take her to the hospital - check for rape, drugs, etc. She could tell the Sheriff that she thinks the guy in the cafeteria drugged her. This is a very serious mystery staring the sheriff right in the face and he doesn't follow-up?
"He told me where the bodies were" - so let's go get some bodies; wouldn't that prove something if it were true?
Nice rip / rif on Eureka theme music.
"You're so vain" who was so vain? The girl driving the car; was she "vain" thinking she could pull off whatever she was trying?
New York tap water in pizza, because ...?
What was that bird - falcon, small golden eagle?
Was it trained by someone to attack people on command?
Even if the bird did penetrate the windshield, wouldn't it have been crushed and all tore up?
Interesting how the car seemed to go faster and faster after the bird strike.
The producers and writers of this show are the ones who are "so vain" and so clueless.
Over and over again I see shows with basic plot lines that hold some promise only to be destroyed by terrible, terrible writing. So much money is spent on cameras and actors and sets, and on and on - all gone to waste because they didn't buy the very best writers.