Being Polish myself, I can get away with that. Anyway, Andrzej and his wife Krystyna, who looks a lot more like his daughter's young friend than his wife, are on their way to the docks to go sailing. On the way they pick up a hitch hiker, but only after about ten minutes of dialogue that doesn't make a lick of sense. The three of them continue to make senseless conversation, while the two men try to out macho each other, and the soundtrack tries to out hep all three of them with fits of experimental horn section riffing. Unfortunately, that about sums up the first hour of this turd. At this point I'm only still watching out of hope that Krysty's um, shall we say assets, will make an appearance. Then, all of a sudden... the movie breaks out into a raucous game of strip pick-up-stix, which has the old eyeballs primed for Krysty's hooters and I'm thinking... lose Krysty lose! ... then all of a sudden I'm listening to the hitch hiker recite poetry, and next thing I know... he's asleep and I'm starting to seriously doubt that Krysty's knockers are going to get a speaking part in this movie, let alone any screen time. Okay, final verdict upon the ending of the movie is... Boredom 4, knockers 0. In closing, I read that this was Roman's directorial debut, which is pretty good for a first movie, but it still sucks.