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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

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Web Exclusive |02:51 |PG-13 |
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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youanden
Posted 2 months ago
Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full hahaha..
My friend bet me $2000 McCain would win, and now this, lol. It's fixed. I hope that more people find out about Ron Paul though.
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divadiane1
Posted 2 months ago
Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full If we'd only been so honest...
...about the elections 8 years ago!
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suzzel
Posted 3 months ago
Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Pretty brilliant
But god are we getting cynical in this country.
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teron678
Posted 3 months ago
Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_empty LOL
Brilliant ....... We all know elections R fixed .........
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TitanBane
Posted 3 months ago
Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Oh, if it were only fake
Great line: "And we at Diebold would like to formally apologize to all of our shadowy puppet-masters, this will not happen again. Please have mercy on us."
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Hulucopter
Posted 3 months ago
1 of 1 person found this review helpful
Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Well done.
My fears in a nutshell.
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SmokinSilentJoE
Posted 3 months ago
1 of 1 person found this review helpful
Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Rating_full Sham Election
I thought most elections were shams anyways, right? It is either a popular candidate or the one who has the most money. Views and politics are no more, and theres a war on everything.
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