Onion News Network: New Law Requires Women to Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion

Wow. There is NOTHING funny about posting the same thing twice. Ever. Think about it.

This was ONN at it's best. That take a life save a life thing was pure comedic gold.

Isn't really funny... and a shame it isn't true.

Wow. There is NOTHING funny about abortion. Ever. Think about it.

Now see, I didn't laugh once, and I think that is the mark of a truly excellent bit of satire. Or godawful comedy. But this was definitely the former.

Women's bodies are already hardwired to make us hate ourselves already for not overpopulating the earth, like our biology wants us to. And these people want to make it worse?

Funny thing is, these are the same types that absolutely hate the animal rights folks who are doing it solely for the cute animals.

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