CM punk will save you :)

I dunno about jesus, but he's certainly sexy with the beard.

Punk's a good guy. You do realize he's just being a heel b/c it's currently part of the script, right? Don't be a sucker for the cheap heat. There's entertainment and then there's real life. And in real life, he's an excellent person.I'm in support of the straight-edge lifestyle, and I respect that Phillip Jack Brooks has committed himself to it for most of his adult life and continues to do so. He's a high-quality person and a great asset to the straight-edge cause, and it's just too bad that the script currently calls for one of the most high-profile straight-edge individuals to act like a complete tool for most of his time spent in the public eye.