Let me begin by saying I have hated The Undertaker. His matches are boring, he has never been interesting, and I am fairly sure his fans come to the arena in monster trucks. When I was young, I watched wrestling every week, taped whatever Monday night brand I didn't watch, and watched it Tuesday night. But, even when I thought wrestling was the best thing in the world, I still hated the Undertaker. And, what has survived still to this day when I tune in? The Fraking Undertaker! I give up. I am a fan now. I will every match he has from here on it, find some virtue in it, and speak fanatically about how great he made that match because of it.