"Start scoping out unconventional hideouts--abandoned barns, building...that sort of thing."
Oh, Tom. I get with a wife like that you're not required to think too far out of the box, but you delivered this line like my paperboy delivers my paper: wet and way off target.
But, it wasn't completely craptastic. A modern adaptation of a historical event. Brilliant! I just can't wait for this crew to do a historical adaptation of a modern serial killer. Perhaps Dahlmer in Shakespearean Times? Lizzie Bordon as a cave woman?? It could happen.
But, Ed the Co-Ed Killer will always be. And Ed's dead, baby. Ed's dead.
(P.S., If I've misspelled the names, don't track me down and cut off my head. Please? kthxbai!)