Misogynist, racist, etc. but the real offender is everything. Space Monkey? Making fun of cafes? A child swearing? The main character is painfully, unbelievably unsympathetic. Does/can/should anyone care about this schlub's pampered life as an oversized 12-year-old? No. Then why would anyone care about mildly unpleasant fate? Were you intending on writing any jokes at any point? The exquisite clumsiness and idiocy of the p___s size joke stands out as the low point of all the Internet. I'm going to type a transcript of that joke just so its manic stupidity can be cherished forever.
Horrible Nerd Girl: Drew, if you shoot another teammate, I'm going to YouTube that video you sent me, where you're drunk and you're measuring your p___s. As if size would ever make up for all of your other shortcomings, of which, that, still definitely one of them.
What?