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planet of the dull and boring................worst remake possible had to give it 1 star zero isnt allowed
Any One You LikeExcerpt (01:19)
Send In the First WaveExcerpt (01:51)
Can't We All Just Get Along?Excerpt (01:12)
Dirty HumanExcerpt (00:42)
Ape LincolnExcerpt (01:57)| Season:Episode | Title | Type | Runtime | Air Date | User Rating | Queue |
| - | Any One You Like | Excerpt | 01:19 | 07/27/2001 |  | |
| - | Send In the First Wave | Excerpt | 01:51 | 07/27/2001 |  | |
| - | Can't We All Just Get Along? | Excerpt | 01:12 | 07/27/2001 | | |
| - | Dirty Human | Excerpt | 00:42 | 07/27/2001 | | |
| - | Ape Lincoln | Excerpt | 01:57 | 07/27/2001 | | |
| - | Human Trader | Excerpt | 01:10 | 07/27/2001 | | |
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4 days ago
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I got all excited cause I was going to watch Planet of The Apes today, cause I thought I saw the original the other day... But this? Blaugh. This isn't even a movie really, it's ...
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4 days ago
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If the planet was uninhabited before the ship crash landed, how did that many people come about? I mean, there was only about 50 people on the ship...give or take a few (this ...
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4 days ago
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i understand that the ending was based on the book thats cool but i just dont get it lol i should read the book huh?
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4 days ago
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i would've stayed if i were mark and taught ape children how to swim.
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11 days ago
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How did Thade get to earth 300 years earlier, with no ship to do so? How did the humans repopulate if they were all killed by Semos? If they were all killed, then the humans were ...
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Posted about 16 hours ago
planet of the ape's?
planet of the dull and boring................worst remake possible had to give it 1 star zero isnt allowed
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Posted 8 days ago
1 of 1 person found this review helpful
not great nor bad
I kinda liked it. It told a story that completely turn around in the end. Man I bet he feels like an idiot now at the end of the story. Apes apes and more talking apes. hehehe
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Posted 20 days ago
1 of 2 people found this review helpful
Damn TIm Burton to Hell!!!
This is one of the worst remakes ever concocted. If you liked the original Planet of the Apes, you won't like this one. If you liked all of those goofy, ridiculous sequels that were made to the original, you may enjoy this piece of garbage. Mark Wahlberg as Leo is a distinctly unlikable, which is ironic because Charlton Heston's Taylor was TRYING to be unlikeable. Taylor ends up proving the nobility of human kind to the apes, Leo basically stands around and gets in the way of the human's struggle against the apes. All of the humans are intelligent and speak English, which begs the question of how the apes got to be in charge in the first place.
The special effects are good and the make up is much more advanced than the original version, but that doesn't make up for the non-nonsensical story line. The original was more shocking than the book (thanks in part to Rod Serling's script), but the book was strange and unique. This film is neither shocking nor unique. Just another big budget remake that destroys the spirit of the original. Was this review helpful?
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Posted about 1 month ago
1 of 1 person found this review helpful
New and Old
I saw the original Planet Of The Apes and was so glad that Charelton Heston had a role in this new Planet Of The Apes.
In case you didn't recognize him he was Thade's father.
I recognized his voice.
Thanks for allowing me to see this one the special effects are so much better than the original.
Of course the original was way to many years ago I would say but I would be showing my age. LOL
Thanks again.
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