<rss xmlns:activity="http://activitystrea.ms/spec/1.0/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:hulu="http://hulu.com/feed" xmlns:dcterms="http://purl.org/dc/terms/">
  <channel>
    <atom:link href="http://www.hulu.com/feed/show/568/videos" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/>
    <title>Hulu - Videos for Onion News Network</title>
    <link>http://www.hulu.com/feed</link>
    <description>Hulu - Videos for Onion News Network</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:03:20 -0000</pubDate>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Eli Manning Asks Dad if He Can Stop Playing Football Now</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/327954/onion-news-network-eli-manning-asks-dad-if-he-can-stop-playing-football-now#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/327954/onion-news-network-eli-manning-asks-dad-if-he-can-stop-playing-football-now#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/327954/onion-news-network-eli-manning-asks-dad-if-he-can-stop-playing-football-now#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/40/60036040/60036040_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>Eli Manning wins the Super Bowl, but not his freedom from football. It's a special GOOMF Blast!</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=327954">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Thu Feb 09 23:17:09 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Mon Feb 06 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 00:57<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:17:09 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/40/60036040/60036040_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Dead Wife and Kids Replaced by Miniature Horses</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/327784/onion-news-network-dead-wife-and-kids-replaced-by-miniature-horses#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/327784/onion-news-network-dead-wife-and-kids-replaced-by-miniature-horses#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/327784/onion-news-network-dead-wife-and-kids-replaced-by-miniature-horses#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/888/60034888/60034888_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>Jim and Tracy partner with the &quot;Bridles of Hope&quot; charity to replace the wife Don Groton lost to a drunk driver with a beautiful miniature horse.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=327784">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Thu Feb 09 16:22:15 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Tue Jan 24 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 07:54<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:22:15 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/888/60034888/60034888_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Cocky Giants D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try and Tackle Tom Brady</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/327556/onion-news-network-cocky-giants-d-reveals-game-plan-that-they-will-try-and-tackle-tom-brady#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/327556/onion-news-network-cocky-giants-d-reveals-game-plan-that-they-will-try-and-tackle-tom-brady#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/327556/onion-news-network-cocky-giants-d-reveals-game-plan-that-they-will-try-and-tackle-tom-brady#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/625/60035625/60035625_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>News is breaking all over Indy as the Giants reveal their plans to tackle Tom Brady, Belichick rallies the troops with genital mutilation, and Peyton Manning gets over the Colts with some casual football.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=327556">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Wed Feb 08 23:57:14 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Fri Feb 03 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 09:57<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:57:14 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/625/60035625/60035625_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - 2011 in Review: Nation Shocked to Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/326180/onion-news-network-2011-in-review-nation-shocked-to-find-out-elizabeth-taylor-wasnt-already-dead#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/326180/onion-news-network-2011-in-review-nation-shocked-to-find-out-elizabeth-taylor-wasnt-already-dead#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/326180/onion-news-network-2011-in-review-nation-shocked-to-find-out-elizabeth-taylor-wasnt-already-dead#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/681/60033681/60033681_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>As part of the 2011 Year In Review, Tucker remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Amy Winehouse, and Randy Savage.  (Aired 12/9/11)</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=326180">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Sat Feb 04 00:00:16 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Mon Jan 23 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 01:03<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:16 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/681/60033681/60033681_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves for Onslaught of Horrible Odes to Baby</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/325682/onion-news-network-jay-z-fans-brace-themselves-for-onslaught-of-horrible-odes-to-baby#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/325682/onion-news-network-jay-z-fans-brace-themselves-for-onslaught-of-horrible-odes-to-baby#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/325682/onion-news-network-jay-z-fans-brace-themselves-for-onslaught-of-horrible-odes-to-baby#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/145/60033145/60033145_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>Following the news of Beyonce's pregnancy, Jay-Z fans are bracing for a slew of unbearable songs about the importance of being a dad.  (Aired 10/11/11)</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=325682">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Thu Feb 02 22:17:17 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Thu Jan 12 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 01:36<br/>Rating: 4.1 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:17:17 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/145/60033145/60033145_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - s2 | e10 - Football Fans Excited to Watch Patriots or Giants Lose Super Bowl</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/325244/onion-news-network-football-fans-excited-to-watch-patriots-or-giants-lose-super-bowl#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/325244/onion-news-network-football-fans-excited-to-watch-patriots-or-giants-lose-super-bowl#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/325244/onion-news-network-football-fans-excited-to-watch-patriots-or-giants-lose-super-bowl#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/688/60032688/60032688_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>Reggie tries not to agree with Doc as they discuss the soon-to-be Super Bowl losers, who the hell Marco Scutaro is, and Tom Coughlins impending death at the hands of Bill Belichick.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=325244">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Wed Feb 01 15:36:22 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Thu Jan 26 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 14:35<br/>Rating: 4.0 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:36:22 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/688/60032688/60032688_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama Dad in Cabinet Meeting</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/324844/onion-news-network-embarrassed-steven-chu-accidentally-calls-barack-obama-dad-in-cabinet-meeting#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/324844/onion-news-network-embarrassed-steven-chu-accidentally-calls-barack-obama-dad-in-cabinet-meeting#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/324844/onion-news-network-embarrassed-steven-chu-accidentally-calls-barack-obama-dad-in-cabinet-meeting#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/237/60032237/60032237_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>A new law prohibits Kaleidoscoping while driving, Joe Biden advertises guitar lessons on the White House bulletin board, and Romneymania sweeps the nation. It's the week of January 23rd, 2012.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=324844">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Tue Jan 31 21:15:19 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Fri Jan 27 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 08:34<br/>Rating: 4.2 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:15:19 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/237/60032237/60032237_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network -  2011 Top Story: One of Arizona's Many Crazed Gunmen Shoots Congresswoman</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/324321/onion-news-network--2011-top-story-one-of-arizonas-many-crazed-gunmen-shoots-congresswoman#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/324321/onion-news-network--2011-top-story-one-of-arizonas-many-crazed-gunmen-shoots-congresswoman#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/324321/onion-news-network--2011-top-story-one-of-arizonas-many-crazed-gunmen-shoots-congresswoman#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/768/60031768/60031768_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>In a top story from 2011, member of Congress Gabby Giffords was injured in one of the hundreds of shootings that occur every day in Arizona.  (Aired 12/9/11)</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=324321">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Mon Jan 30 20:41:18 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Mon Jan 16 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 01:05<br/>Rating: 4.1 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:41:18 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/768/60031768/60031768_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - s2 | e210 - 2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton in Royal Tradition</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/324091/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-queen-beds-kate-middleton-in-royal-tradition#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/324091/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-queen-beds-kate-middleton-in-royal-tradition#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/324091/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-queen-beds-kate-middleton-in-royal-tradition#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/563/60031563/60031563_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>In a major 2011 story, Queen Elizabeth claimed her sovereign right to deflower Kate Middleton immediately following the royal wedding.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=324091">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Sat Jan 28 22:05:13 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Mon Jan 09 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 01:02<br/>Rating: 3.1 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:05:13 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/563/60031563/60031563_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Did Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's an Insane Woman</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/323877/onion-news-network-did-media-treat-bachmann-unfairly-because-shes-an-insane-woman#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/323877/onion-news-network-did-media-treat-bachmann-unfairly-because-shes-an-insane-woman#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/323877/onion-news-network-did-media-treat-bachmann-unfairly-because-shes-an-insane-woman#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/3/60031003/60031003_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michelle Bachmann because she is a woman who is crazy.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=323877">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Fri Jan 27 23:42:17 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Tue Nov 01 00:00:00 UTC 2011<br/>Duration: 02:04<br/>Rating: 4.3 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:42:17 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/3/60031003/60031003_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - 2011 Top Story: Japanese Nuclear Reactor Totally Safe Says Two-Headed Plant Official</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/323341/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-japanese-nuclear-reactor-totally-safe-says-two-headed-plant-official#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/323341/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-japanese-nuclear-reactor-totally-safe-says-two-headed-plant-official#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/323341/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-japanese-nuclear-reactor-totally-safe-says-two-headed-plant-official#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/507/60030507/60030507_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>In a major story from early 2011, Japanese nuclear plant officials assured the public a damaged reactor posed no radiation risk as they vomited up blood.  (Aired 12/9/11)</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=323341">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Thu Jan 26 20:42:14 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Mon Jan 02 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 01:19<br/>Rating: 3.8 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:42:14 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/507/60030507/60030507_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - s2 | e103 - Justin Timberlake Wins Golden Globe for Funniest Goofball at His Table</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/322809/onion-news-network-justin-timberlake-wins-golden-globe-for-funniest-goofball-at-his-table#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/322809/onion-news-network-justin-timberlake-wins-golden-globe-for-funniest-goofball-at-his-table#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/322809/onion-news-network-justin-timberlake-wins-golden-globe-for-funniest-goofball-at-his-table#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/990/60029990/60029990_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>In this StarFix Quick Hit, Justin Timberlake finally receives the recognition he deserves for being everybody's favorite jokester, and the Supreme Court rules that it's okay to illegally download movies and music if you can justify it to yourself.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=322809">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Wed Jan 25 17:01:09 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Tue Jan 17 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 07:23<br/>Rating: 3.4 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:01:09 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/990/60029990/60029990_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - 2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/322592/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-navy-seals-discover-bin-laden-gained-300-pounds#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/322592/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-navy-seals-discover-bin-laden-gained-300-pounds#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/322592/onion-news-network-2011-top-story-navy-seals-discover-bin-laden-gained-300-pounds#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/610/60029610/60029610_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>In one of the biggest stories of 2011, U.S. Special Forces shot and killed bin Laden and then removed his obese body from his compound with a forklift. (Aired 12/9/11)</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=322592">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Wed Jan 25 02:09:17 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Fri Dec 16 00:00:00 UTC 2011<br/>Duration: 01:26<br/>Rating: 3.5 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:09:17 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/610/60029610/60029610_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Critics Slam Obama for "Just Standing There" During Photo Op</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/322102/onion-news-network-critics-slam-obama-for-just-standing-there-during-photo-op#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/322102/onion-news-network-critics-slam-obama-for-just-standing-there-during-photo-op#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/322102/onion-news-network-critics-slam-obama-for-just-standing-there-during-photo-op#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/121/60029121/60029121_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>Guests on the Onion News Network's new political-debate show &quot;The Beltway&quot; decide who's leading and who's bleeding in the 24-hour political battle royale.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=322102">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Mon Jan 23 20:11:12 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Tue Jan 17 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 07:55<br/>Rating: 3.5 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:11:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/121/60029121/60029121_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Witch Who Granted Beyonc Beauty and Fame Takes Singer's First-Born Child</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/321117/onion-news-network-witch-who-granted-beyonc-beauty-and-fame-takes-singers-first-born-child#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/321117/onion-news-network-witch-who-granted-beyonc-beauty-and-fame-takes-singers-first-born-child#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/321117/onion-news-network-witch-who-granted-beyonc-beauty-and-fame-takes-singers-first-born-child#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/69/60028069/60028069_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>Moments after Beyonc gave birth, a witch appeared in a cloud of smoke to claim the child as her payment for giving the singer fame, beauty, and talent.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=321117">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Fri Jan 20 00:56:13 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Tue Jan 10 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 07:34<br/>Rating: 4.3 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:56:13 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/69/60028069/60028069_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Smiling Tom Coughlin Scaring Everyone</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/320392/onion-news-network-smiling-tom-coughlin-scaring-everyone#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/320392/onion-news-network-smiling-tom-coughlin-scaring-everyone#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/320392/onion-news-network-smiling-tom-coughlin-scaring-everyone#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/321/60027321/60027321_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>The forecast for this GOOMF is cloudy with a chance of a bragging Alex Smith, smiling Tom Coughlin, and lame-ass Bernie Williams.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=320392">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Wed Jan 18 21:03:08 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Thu Jan 12 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 08:42<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:03:08 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/321/60027321/60027321_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Grover Norquist: 'I Engaged in a Week-Long Drug-Filled Orgy With Corporate Income Taxes'</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/319657/onion-news-network-grover-norquist-i-engaged-in-a-week-long-drug-filled-orgy-with-corporate-income-taxes#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/319657/onion-news-network-grover-norquist-i-engaged-in-a-week-long-drug-filled-orgy-with-corporate-income-taxes#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/319657/onion-news-network-grover-norquist-i-engaged-in-a-week-long-drug-filled-orgy-with-corporate-income-taxes#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/665/60026665/60026665_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>President of Americans for Tax Reform Grover Norquist confirms that he carried on a 28-year salacious affair with taxes.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=319657">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Mon Jan 16 23:52:14 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Thu Jan 12 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 07:03<br/>Rating: 4.0 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:52:14 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/665/60026665/60026665_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Grandma Updates to Cordless Landline</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/318176/onion-news-network-grandma-updates-to-cordless-landline#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/318176/onion-news-network-grandma-updates-to-cordless-landline#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/318176/onion-news-network-grandma-updates-to-cordless-landline#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/418/60024418/60024418_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>President Obama asks the nation this week why on Earth he would want to serve for another term, a Christmas card ominously makes no mention of the twins, and the prime minister of Norway gets laid. It's the week of January 2nd, 2012.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=318176">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Wed Jan 11 22:56:09 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Fri Jan 06 00:00:00 UTC 2012<br/>Duration: 02:28<br/>Rating: 4.3 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:56:09 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/418/60024418/60024418_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Traveling Group of Medieval Mummers Is America's Top Pick for Holiday Entertainment</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/315409/onion-news-network-traveling-group-of-medieval-mummers-is-americas-top-pick-for-holiday-entertainment#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/315409/onion-news-network-traveling-group-of-medieval-mummers-is-americas-top-pick-for-holiday-entertainment#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/315409/onion-news-network-traveling-group-of-medieval-mummers-is-americas-top-pick-for-holiday-entertainment#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/345/60021345/60021345_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>The must-see hit of the holidays is a group of medieval mummers, who are going door-to-door singing old-fashioned ballads and acting out jovial plays in return for mugs of ale and gold pieces.</p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=315409">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Wed Jan 04 22:41:12 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Tue Dec 20 00:00:00 UTC 2011<br/>Duration: 07:37<br/>Rating: 3.7 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:41:12 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/345/60021345/60021345_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Onion News Network - Ashton Kutcher Caught Canoodling With Ancient Disc Made of Pure Evil</title>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.hulu.com/watch/314668/onion-news-network-ashton-kutcher-caught-canoodling-with-ancient-disc-made-of-pure-evil#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</guid>
      <link>http://www.hulu.com/watch/314668/onion-news-network-ashton-kutcher-caught-canoodling-with-ancient-disc-made-of-pure-evil#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos</link>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/314668/onion-news-network-ashton-kutcher-caught-canoodling-with-ancient-disc-made-of-pure-evil#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fshow%2F568%2Fvideos"><img src="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/872/60020872/60020872_145x80_generated.jpg" align="right" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="145" height="80" border="0" /></a><p>Now that Demi is out of the picture, Ashton is up to his old bachelor ways, out on the town with his arms wrapped around a glowing disc hewn in the fires of hell. </p><p><a href="http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=314668">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Added: Mon Jan 02 18:45:08 UTC 2012<br/>Air date: Wed Dec 14 00:00:00 UTC 2011<br/>Duration: 07:35<br/>Rating: 4.0 / 5.0<br/></p>]]>
      </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:45:08 -0000</pubDate>
      <media:thumbnail width="145" height="80" url="http://thumbnails.hulu.com/872/60020872/60020872_145x80_generated.jpg"/>
      <media:credit>The Onion</media:credit>
      <dcterms:valid></dcterms:valid>
    </item>
  </channel>
</rss>

