Would you rather have to have your grandfather wheel you around in a wheelbarrow everywhere you go OR have your office booby-trapped by Ewoks

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:19
Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Would you rather have all of your e-mails read to you by a salty old sea captain OR whenever you play poker you become Doc Holliday

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:22:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:54
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Would you rather have to defeat Napoleon in a game of RISK every night before you can go to bed OR take Larry King with you on all of your vacations?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:22:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 03:08
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Would you rather have to make all of your own clothes OR observe old-timey courtship etiquette?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:22:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:26
Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Would you rather pee your pants every time a phone rings more than three times OR you can only order food in a restaurant in the style of poetry slam?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:22:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 03:24
Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Would you rather have to live your life on a three-second satellite time-delay OR only be able to drink out of your nose?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:22:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:55
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Would you rather have to shower with basketball legend Dikembe Mutombo every day for the rest of your life OR have all of your bodily fluids come out purple, like in the Gatorade commercials?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:22:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:02
Rating: 3.2 / 5.0

Would you rather only be able to open doors by kicking them in like Chuck Norris OR have to carry a bright pink dildo with you everywhere you go?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:41
Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Would you rather mix-up the words "football" and "masturbation" OR have to re-live all of your drunkest moments?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 03:02
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Would you rather have to dress like the Tinman OR live your entire life in front of a live studio audience?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 03:08
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Would you rather have all of your meals served to you through a tennis ball machine OR you have to wear ski boots on the weekends?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:22:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:47
Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Would you rather your life be a cartoon OR all of your petty arguments erupt into Bourne Identity-style fight sequences?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:59
Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Would you rather have to take all of your dates to Civil War reenactments OR have to give a live press conference immediately after getting laid?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 03:00
Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Would you rather have a miniature Al Gore follow you around wherever you go giving you eco-tips OR be incredibly controversial

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:49
Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Would you rather be swarmed by the paparazzi every time you have a bowel movement OR be a total asshole?

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Added: Fri Jan 08 23:21:04 UTC 2010
Air date: Tue Dec 01 00:00:00 UTC 2009
Duration: 02:19
Rating: 3.7 / 5.0