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Onion News Network: Apple Introduc... Web Exclusive (02:45) go to video page |
The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel. | |
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Onion News Network: Trekkies Bash ... Web Exclusive (02:21) go to video page |
Long time fans of the Star Trek franchise say JJ Abrams' enjoyable, engaging prequel betrays what Star Trek is all about. | |
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Onion News Network: Obama Drastica... Web Exclusive (02:46) go to video page |
Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp | |
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Onion News Network: New BabySafe B... Web Exclusive (02:57) go to video page |
Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born. | |
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Onion News Network: Congressman De... Web Exclusive (02:46) go to video page |
Rep. McCullough cannot even fathom the amount of contempt you'd have to hold for Congress, the American people to do something so inconsiderate. | |
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Onion News Network: Nation's Girlf... Web Exclusive (04:16) go to video page |
Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now. |
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Onion News Network: NHL Tries To W... Web Exclusive (01:58) go to video page |
Hockey officials hope to attract fans and create a higher-scoring, fast-paced game with a new aerodynamic puck and artificial turf instead of ice. |